It’s Fuck It Friday!

Standing in the far right corner weighing in at the end of the long week…..Fffffuuuuccccckkkk iiitttt…in the far left corner weighing in…Fffrrriiidddaaayyyy!!!!! ***applause***

That’s right! Let them get together for Fuck It Friday! The only day you can forget all the shit you have not done and just chill.

Well, it fucking snowed in Manitoba last night! Ugh! Just a light dusting of the white shit fell but honestly I did not pack winter gear. Yup fucking mom fail there. So fuck it, we are going to hibernate in the house and keep warm.

At some point the heater went out on the trailer, bbbbrrrrr mother fucker! The poor baby boy wrapped himself so tight in a blanket I thought he was going to emerge a fucking butterfly. Wouldn’t that be fanfuckintastic? A sweet little butterfly, oh the dream. Even though he will be miserable as ever fuck it, I’m waking the shithead up, unwrapping him and off to the house to go back to sleep. One of the family will fix that shit, god knows I am not mechanically inclined for that.

With the snow and no heat, fuck it coffee and movies, maybe I will do my laundry lord knows I’m running low only having brought a week worth. Hhhmmm, fuck it, I’m not naked yet. Haha, I am joking, that shit has to hang dry if I don’t do it now I will be naked plus it is one quick load.

The family is putting together a walk, run, crawl (yes some will depending on alcohol consumption prior lol) whatever and however each makes it the 5km. I signed up but fuck I haven’t done anything further than the couch to the bathroom in years, I should probably get some practice in. Haha, fuck it, I might need someone to piggy back me through to the end. I have no intention of practicing.

My day is just getting started, I’m sure I’ll find new shit to say fuck it to. What is your fuck it Friday list? Anything fun? Don’t be shy nobody will judge, we all say fuck it here.

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

It is the mid week hump, doing me the wrong way again. Not terribly so far, just certain aspects.

I can tell it is this day as my sleep sucked ass and I feel ready for bed already. I’ve only just opened my eyes too.

I’ve been staying out in the country in Manitoba since Saturday, I fucking love it here. The family set up a huge camper trailer for the kids and I just down the property. Couldn’t ask for anything better. Last night I was out there watching movies with the boys and in true me fashion I fucking pass out! Although it did not last long.

I had to walk back n forth probably ten fucking times with them before I passed out. They either forgot an item or forgot to give hugs and kisses goodnight, needed food and just anything else their tiny little minds could fucking think of.

Little did I know until this morning the shitheads snuck out shortly after my snoring started and ended up in the house bugging everyone. Going to have get a dead bolt or alarm installed to keep the brats in there apparently. I heard nothing when they fucking snuck out. It had to of been after midnight, ugh.

The daughter in her true fashion has been up all fucking night. When I got in the house she was eating a banana. It had some bruising in a spot which she said was gross as she licked it! Yup fucking licked it to check. Then she scrapes the bruised part off puts it in her mouth and bites a good part. I dunno what the fuck that was about but at least she isn’t wasting food.

So far the boys are still passed out, not surprising as I think it was close to four in the fucking morning before they actually settled and stopped going in and out of the trailer. As much as I want to wake their ass’s up and make them suffer for not sleeping, I don’t want to deal with their crabby attitudes.

So instead I will drink coffee, enjoy some country side and some fucking silence!

Then I will nap later, fucking what the fuck Wednesday!

It’s Fuck It Friday!

Get the fuck its’ rolling, like the river flowing through the tree covered mountains. Let them go, watch life get just a little bit better releasing that shit!

My all time favorite day of the week, where saying fuck it never gets old and the finger never tires of being flipped.

This last week I have been preparing to head out of town with the 3 youngest babies. A fourteen hour car ride with two adhd boys, my daughter and my very good friend who is coming to help drive. Thank fucking gawd if I had to go it alone I may not survive lol. Still my nerves have been on the edge, I have not gone anywhere alone in ten years, wish us luck as we embark and fuck it to my nerves being a bitch! I am a big beautiful badass bitch and can fucking do anything. (My daily pep talk haha)

The youngest this morning has been a bit of an asshole, he wedged himself in the couch and yelled he is hungry while his food sits on the table. I am about to say fuck it and leave him there until he decides to get out. He isn’t really stuck he is just doing it to be a shithead.

My house could use a fucking pressure wash cleaning before I leave. Not that I haven’t really kept up with it but walls n shit need a good scrub. Fuck it, I won’t be here to see it so whatever!

I have been procrastinating packing, all fucking week, the kids are packed but I am not. If I could say fuck it I would but if I do I’m going naked. Hhmmm, maybe I wont pack haha! Yeah right, nobody wants to see that shit, fuck it, I will pack.

Once it is done I am so taking a nap, kids have no school and there will be nothing left to get ready. So fuck it, this bitch needs sleep.

I’m open to tips for this upcoming road trip if anyone has some, drop them, if not fuck it, I’ll figure that shit out along the way.

Have a wonderful fuck it Friday. Do something that makes you happy but uncomfortable it’ll be worth it!

It’s Fuck It Friday!

Get the fuck its’ rolling, like the river flowing through the tree covered mountains. Let them go, watch life get just a little bit better releasing that shit!

My all time favorite day of the week, where saying fuck it never gets old and the finger never tires of being flipped.

This last week I have been preparing to head out of town with the 3 youngest babies. A fourteen hour car ride with two adhd boys, my daughter and my very good friend who is coming to help drive. Thank fucking gawd if I had to go it alone I may not survive lol. Still my nerves have been on the edge, I have not gone anywhere alone in ten years, wish us luck as we embark and fuck it to my nerves being a bitch! I am a big beautiful badass bitch and can fucking do anything. (My daily pep talk haha)

The youngest this morning has been a bit of an asshole, he wedged himself in the couch and yelled he is hungry while his food sits on the table. I am about to say fuck it and leave him there until he decides to get out. He isn’t really stuck he is just doing it to be a shithead.

My house could use a fucking pressure wash cleaning before I leave. Not that I haven’t really kept up with it but walls n shit need a good scrub. Fuck it, I won’t be here to see it so whatever!

I have been procrastinating packing, all fucking week, the kids are packed but I am not. If I could say fuck it I would but if I do I’m going naked. Hhmmm, maybe I wont pack haha! Yeah right, nobody wants to see that shit, fuck it, I will pack.

Once it is done I am so taking a nap, kids have no school and there will be nothing left to get ready. So fuck it, this bitch needs sleep.

I’m open to tips for this upcoming road trip if anyone has some, drop them, if not fuck it, I’ll figure that shit out along the way.

Have a wonderful fuck it Friday. Do something that makes you happy but uncomfortable it’ll be worth it!

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

Haha, midweek mind blowing shit to the forefront please.

Yup, the day of the week I fucking dread arrives, yet again, to keep life interesting or so I try to convince myself anyway. This morning actually was quite… ummm… unique? Yup, let’s go with that. It must be a new moon, blue moon, hell froze the fuck over last night.

My kids were good this morning! I mean like there was nothing fucking going wrong good. *poof* that was my brain exploding from what the fuck just happened.

They all got up, ate, took their meds and got out the door without even one single fucking incident of anything! There was nothing! I didn’t have to fight, yell, or repeat myself at all. I was lost with what to do with my extra time I had. *poof* mind gone.

The nine year old even packed lunches! I jokingly asked him if he wanted to and the little fucking cutie jumped up and did it! *poof* mind blown. Then he got the backpacks and lunch kits! *poof* I don’t think I have much mind left to blow!

This shit is a what the fuck Wednesday for the books, mark it on the wall, sign me up for this shit everyday please!

I don’t want it to end! Fingers crossed it is a turning point with them. Now to go run errands!

Happy what the fuck Wednesday!

Shameless Self Promo Saturday!

Another week come and gone! How the fuck is time flying by so fast?

Yesterday was a non fuck it, fuck it Friday! I had so much shit that I had to do. I was on the go from first thing in the morning until six pm when I passed out on the couch snoring like a mother fucker!

But…. on the plus side it is a new day and I’ve got a nice little poem. This was written for my boys who are always a struggle to get to school for one reason or another.

No, no, no!

Night went by and morning came
Mommy says “it’s time to wake”

With my eyes half open I yell to her
“No no no just go away”

Mommy says “you can’t stay,
School time my little babe”

Rolling over I bury my face, I yell to her “No no no I want to sleep”

Mommy says “get up get changed,
Time to dress in something clean”

Not looking at my clean clothes, I yell to her “No no no Those dont fit”

Mommy says “time to eat, feed that brain before you leave”

Without a thought I yell too her “no no no I do not want that”

Mommy says “ok that’s fine, I’ll send it with you just this time”

But I don’t want to take it either, I yell to her ” no no no, thats just gross”

Mommy says “ok let’s go, coat, bags, shoes and out the door”

But that just doesn’t work for me, I yell to her “no no no leave me be”

Mommy says “school starts soon, we can not be late”

But I don’t want to go, I yell to her “no no no I am staying home”

When I get there I am not ok, I yell to her “no no no I love you stay”

Mommy says “you’ll be alright, time to learn and be polite”

I just want to go back home, I scream and cry “no no no don’t leave me alone”

Mommy says “there’s lots here for you, you will have fun and learn lots too”

Mommy sits and waits with me, until I’m ready for her to leave.

I wipe my tears and strut my stuff, off to class is a must.

I might arrive just a little late but the teacher says it is ok.

I find my desk and take a seat and the day goes by very quickly.

The days usually suck to get them there but they always chill out and enjoy it. Thank gawd is a weekend though and I don’t have to deal with that shit today!

Happy Shameless Self Promo Saturday!

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

Ohhhhh my hump is bigger than a camel with extra sacs to hold water! That’s right what the fuck Wednesday is ….. well what the fuck!

Now, for real, this shit is not bad! It is actually an intense positive what the fuck! Minus a few things that do suck.

There’s the usual kids were assholes to get off to school, but this, this surpasses that and I still cannot fathom it myself.

Want to know my most fanfuckintastic news? No? Too bad for you I’m going to share it anyway suck it up buttercup!

Alright, as most know and if you didn’t you will now, my two youngest boys have ailments that can be hard to handle, hard to accommodate and just plain fucking hard! ADHD, ODD, DMDD, expressive/ receptive delays and educational delays. With this year being as shitty as it has I asked my family doctor to help me apply for the government disability tax credit and…..

Drumroll…..they have been approved! So fucking exciting! Not only does this help set up their future for support, it also helps set up financial support for medical care and special accommodations for their education they need right now!

It took me three years to get this done, their pediatrician said they would never qualify but our family doctor has known their struggles since day one and that is what made the difference to being approved! So to parents who think they won’t get the support just because the pediatrician says so, I say fuck that! Give it a try, you never know until you know.

There is no better what the fuck Wednesday than this. I doubt it will ever be beat.

I’m going to go soak in the most amazing news now with a hot cup of sweet as fucking java! That picture is a legit big ass fucking smile for what the fuck Wednesday!

Shameless Self Promo Saturday!

Well it is official, I need to start writing new shit!

Recent events have me thinking a lot about my babies, how they always need to know I will be there, they need to feel loved through every turn in life and need to never feel alone.

I have no title for this piece but I think it sums up a parents love quite fucking perfectly no matter the age of them.

I wish i could take it all away, the things you feel these dark days. The hurt the pain the uncertainties, things in life that do not please. Since I cannot I’ll be there for you, wiping away every tiny tear. Listening fully to what you need to say, the fears that just won’t go away. I will hold you tight in my arms, you can rest here I know it’s hard. It won’t always feel like this, I promise you that with a kiss. Days will be good and days will bad, you’re allowed to feel happy, angry, or sad. Don’t forget I’m right here, you’re not alone my sweet baby, my dear.

Although children can be the most resilient little creatures, they can also silently suffer as many of us do. Let them know, feel and understand your love is has no coming end.

Happy Shameless Self Promo Saturday! Spread the fucking love!!

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It’s Fuck It Friday!

Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, look at my fucks gooooooo!!!! Do you see them? They are rip rizzling down the road as fuck it Friday begins.

The day of the week, they all get dropped onto everything, no matter what that shit is.

Although this week has been fairly calm compared to others in recent past, I am still saying fuck it to everything today! Why? Well because I can and love doing it. Also, I said fuck it to fuck it Friday last week, have to make up for that one.

This morning my dogs were assholes, barking at fucking nothing, I am not sure what their issue was. I was hoping to sleep in, but fuck it! I will make a nice cup o’ java and watch the sun rise. It is so beautiful and quiet right now I will get to enjoy the shit.

My kids have had yet another short week of school as parent teacher interviews were on the board yesterday and today. I already did mine, I’m pretty sure they weren’t speaking of my children though. It pretty much was them telling me how sweet, kind, loving and attentive they are. I call bullshit on it but in good nature I said fuck it, I will play along and thank them for thinking I’ve done a wonderful job raising respectful kids who care for others as we all know kids are very different for others than they are for us.

I have literally accomplished nothing this week. Not a single fucking thing! I feel kind of guilty about it but in reality I’ve said fuck it. There are times my body tells me just to fucking stop and chill. I listen to it! All the unimportant shit I think I have to do can wait, I need to take a fucking break.

I sold six books last night, pretty sure that’s a record for one day of sales for me. It was to people I know and for some reason they now want them signed. I tried to tell them my signature is not worth shit but fuck it, I will indulge in their request because it makes feel like a real author. There’s nothing better than sales, signing and reviews to make you feel legitimately accomplished. Except maybe interviews, those are fanfuckintastic.

Recap? Dogs suck=fuck it, java! Teachers wrong=fuck it, take the compliment! Accomplished nothing=fuck it, there’s tomorrow! Useless signature wanted=fuck it, feel famous! Yeah that sums the shit up nicely. Now back to my java sunrise!

Happy fuck it Friday! Drop a fuck it below, don’t be shy, it’s good for your soul.

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