Fucking Wednesday man! I can always tell it is this day when I wake and say what a fucking night it has been.
Last night I put the kids to bed at the usual time 9 pm. As I waited for the youngest to sleep, I fell asleep on the couch. Not so bad I suppose, if when I wake I can go climb in bed. Yup that shit was not going to happen last night.
A couple hours after the initial put son in bed, the youngest wakes me as he cranked the TV volume with a pokemon battle he was watching. What the fuck! Why are you up? It is bed time. I got his usual I am not tired, can I have a snack. Was not going to fight, so fed and back to bed.
Me? I lay back down on the couch, fall back asleep, couple hours later I am woke to thump, thump, thump, pew, pew, pew, pokemon release! Ahhhh yes that little shit is running through the house acting out a pokemon battle with his guys, you know hulk n shit.
Fuck! Go to bed! I’m not tired, I don’t want to sleep etc, etc. Maybe he doesn’t but this mama sure as fuck does. I have to work in the morning.
Ok, he is back in bed, quiet, I plunk back on the couch, fall back asleep. FIVE AM: blood curdling scream echoes from the youngest! What the fuck!
Well, stepson had finally got tired of his brother thumping on the floors in the bedroom because his room is right below. So there I am barely functioning, not a single drop of coffee had yet and diffusing a fucking fight. At five in the fucking morning.
The youngest has not slept, kept his brother up all night and I am too fucking old to sleep on a couch the entire night. Almost every inch of me is sore.
What the Fuck Wednesday!!!!!
At this point I am about ready to purchase a fucking u-haul sized load of Death Wish Coffee. Apparently that shit is one of the strongest ones out there and I am in serious need of an intravenous of caffeine. This mama is dead ass tired and headed to work.
As you can by the photo he still is hungry and awake. Now running through the house with a blanket over his head declaring he cannot see. Little shit better crash hard tonight.
Happy What The Fuck Wednesday!